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Makoto: (clears throat) Okay, let’s start the meeting to plan for the upcoming joint culture festival with Iwatobi and Samezuka. I’m Tachibana Makoto, and I’ll be the chairman.
Rin: Matsuoka Rin, I’ll be the secretary.
Nagisa: (clapping) So cool, Mako-chan, Rin-chan!
Rei: Nagisa-kun, you’re loud…
Momo: Wooh, wooh! You’re both shining!
Ai: Momo-kun too, don’t be noisy!
Rin: We’ve got that on our side, but you’ve also got your own problems huh, Makoto.
Makoto: Huh?! Hum… Hahaha…
Rei, Ai: Don’t just lump us together!
Haruka: Do we even need to plan? Anything’s fine.
Sousuke: I want to sleep.
Rin: Don’t sleep, Sousuke! Give some ideas.
Sousuke: What’s that, Nanase isn’t helping much either…
Haruka: I’m not like you.
Sousuke: Really? Then go on, suggest something.
Both: Grumble grumble
Makoto: You two, stop!
Rin: So noisy… Let’s start the meeting already!
Makoto: Hum… So we’ll be having a Iwatobi-Samezuka joint cultural festival soon. So today, we need to plan on the program for that day.
Rin: For starters, we’ll write whatever you guys want to do, and decide from the suggestions, I guess. Is that okay, Makoto?
Makoto: Yeah. Then, does anybody have anything they want to do?
Nagisa: Me! Me! Meee!
Makoto: Okay, Nagisa!
Nagisa: A human fish contest!
Ai: F-Fish?
Momo: What’s that?
Nagisa: Everyone has to make a swimsuit that’ll imitate the sliminess of fish, and then we compete to see who’s fastest!
Sousuke: Like, creating new swimsuits?
Rei: I refuse. Do you really want that to happen again?
Rin: (write) “Sliminess contest”…
Makoto: Oh, you’re adding it to the list?
Rin: Well, he suggested it. But don’t worry, Makoto. This has a 100% chance to not happen.
Makoto: Right.
Rei: Chairman!
Makoto: Ah, yes, yes, what?
Rei: Haruka-senpai is raising his hand.
Rin: Oh, it’s unusual to see you into something, Haru. I’m just saying, but no mackerel allowed, okay.
Haruka: Oh!
Sousuke: That’s a given.
Haruka: Gh!
Rei: Please don’t say it’s a given! Haruka-senpai had probably very seriously thought of something like the “human mackerel contest”!
Nagisa: That’s right, that’s right!
Makoto: You guys aren’t helping!
Rin: And what’s a human mackerel, even? That would be you, wouldn’t it, Haru?
Haruka: Ehe… (sparkle)
Makoto: You can’t be happy about this, Haru! Rin is not praising you!
Momo: I know! Then, then, how about this?
Makoto: Yes, Mikoshiba-kun?
Momo: King of stag beetles contest!—
Rin: No, rejected, next.
Momo: Eeh! Why’s that?! Um, then then, “Cardbattle! Stag beetl-“
Rin: Rejected!
Momo: STAG-
Rin: REJECTED. Get away from stag beetles!
Momo: Eeeh…
Ai: Um… Then… Here!
Makoto: Yes, go on, Nitori-kun!
Ai: How about… A pet dog contest?
Makoto: Dogs?
Nagisa: Waah, sounds fun!
Momo: Nice! I love dogs!
Sousuke: What about people who don’t have a dog?
Nagisa: Then, a dog barking imitation contest?
Ai: Hm… If we’re talking about dogs… Tachibana-san would be a golden retriever, Rin-senpai a doberman, Yamazaki-senpai a German shepherd, Hazuki-san a Pomeranian, Ryukagazaki-san border collie, Momo-kun would be a shiba dog… And Nanase-san would be…
Nagisa: A cat!
Rin: We’re talking about dogs!
Haruka: Cats are laid back, it’s nice.
Makoto: Well, Haru is pretty cat-like indeed, but…
Rei: That’s no good! Dog barks aren’t beautiful! I suggest we do a mister contest! A competition among us, where we will have to prove our beauty as men!
Nagisa: Eh, to prove it?
Rei: Yes! We’ll prepare various situations and rate the way each of us responds to-
Momo: Rather than beauty, let’s consider the adult charm!
Ai: …If it’s a contest to see who’s more mature, there’s no way you can win, Momo-kun…
Momo: What’s that?!
Rei: Nagisa-kun’s loss is completely obvious as well. You’ll need to earn at least as much composure as I.
Nagisa: Hmhmmm, I wonder about that… We can’t know unless we do it.
Rei: You’ll say that when you’ve graduated from eating strawberry and Iwatobig-surprise bread all the time.
Nagisa: Eh, that’s impossible!
Sousuke: And Mikoshiba would need to graduate from stag beetles.
Momo: That’s impossible, I don’t wanna!
Nagisa: They’re delicious after all!
(Nagisa, Rei, Momo and Ai arguing like idiots)
Makoto: Aaah, geez, we’re moving on! Does anybody else have a good idea?
Haruka: Here.
Makoto: Haru, go on!
Haruka: A quiz about Stoplight loosejaw-kun.
Makoto: Um… What’s that, Haru…
Rin: Is is that character from your weird deep-sea fish game…
Haruka: (grumble) Stoplight loosejaw-kun is a character that’s quite hard to befriend. But if you become best friends with him, you unlock a new deep water area.
Rin: I don’t care about that.
Rei: Nobody would know the answers except for you, Haruka-senpai…
Makoto: Haru, at least make it a quiz about deep-sea fish in general…
Haruka: I don’t care about other fish.
Rin: Well, I guess I can write it… “Deep-sea fish quiz.”
Makoto: Then, any other ideas?
Rin: Don’t you have any, Makoto?
Makoto: Huh? Me? Let’s see… Hum… Thumb wrestling? 
Nagisa, Momo: So plain!
Makoto: Shut up!
Rin: Hm… Well, fine. (writes) “Thumb wrestling.”
Makoto: Anything else?
Sousuke: Hm.
Makoto: Yes, Yamazaki-kun. Go on.
Sousuke: (stomach grumble) I’m hungry.
Rin: Control yourself Sousuke.
Sousuke: I want something involving food.
Nagisa: I’m super starved too!
Rei: Even you, Nagisa-kun, geez!
Ai: Ah, I know! How about some food tasting tournament? For example, Yamazaki-senpai likes pork cutlets, so we could do a pork cutlet-tasting tournament!
Haruka: Then, a mackerel-tasting tournament too.
Sousuke: Hey, don’t go back to mackerel as you like. It’s pork.
Haruka: Mackerel.
Sousuke, Haruka: (slam table)
Makoto: What, again?!
Rei: Don’t fight over something like this!
Makoto: Calm down, you two! We can just put the two on the list, right Rin?
Rin: What… Yeah, yeah, “pork-tasting” and “mackerel-tasting”.
Sousuke, Haruka: Good.
Makoto: Anything else…? Oh, right, you haven’t suggested anything yet, Rin! Is there something?
Rin: Huh, me? Let’s see… Hm… A contest of who can keep his breath the longer underwater, or something?
Haruka: (sparkle)
Nagisa: Oh, you’ve made Haru-chan’s eyes all sparkly!
Rei: The eyes are indeed the window of the mind!
Rin: “Breath-holding contest”…
Makoto: Then, we’ve got suggestions from everyone, so let’s choose among them? So… I’ll read them all from the beginning. Sliminess contest, dog barking imitation contest, mister contest, deep-sea fish quiz, thumb wrestling, pork-tasting, mackerel-tasting, breath-holding contest…
Everyone: Hum…
Rin: They’re only awkward things. Will this be okay?
Makoto: Don’t ask me…
Ai: Ah, how about choosing the easiest one to prepare, then? For my dog imitation contest, there won’t be any preparation needed after all…
Momo: Eeeh?! My contest of adult charm doesn’t need any preparations either, it’s unfair!
Rei: In this case, the mister contest is much easier to do!
Sousuke: For me all you’ll have to do is buy pork cutlets.
Nagisa: Everyone, it’s unfair! My human fish contest seems like the most fun! Right, Mako-chan?!
Haruka: Deep-sea fish quiz or mackerel-tasting.
Ai: I think my suggestion is the best, though?!
Momo: No, mine!
Rei: MINE.
Sousuke: It’s got to be mine.
Nagisa: Mine too!
Haruka: Deep-sea fish quiz or mackerel-tasting.
Makoto: Wait-Everyone! Wait!
(Nagisa, Rei, Ai and Momo being noisy again)
Rin: Be quiet, already! Chairman, do something!
Makoto: Eh, me?! Hum… Aaah! Since we’ve come to this, how about we do all of them?!
Everyone: …All?
Rei: I believe that this would take too much time…
Makoto: Then… Um! Since doing each of them would take too much time, let’s combine them all! 
Haruka: Combine…
Sousuke: …them all?
Makoto: Let’s see, if we combine all the ones we have: wearing a slimy swimsuit, hold your breath underwater while eating pork cutlets and mackerel, and while you thumb wrestle, answer to the deep-sea fish quiz, and after we have the winner of the thumb wrestle, we do the dog barking imitation, and we judge its beauty and adult charm, what do you think?!
Everyone: Ah…
Makoto: (out of breath) H-Huh? No?
Rin: No way.
Nagisa: Ta-ta-tadaaaam!
Everyone: Huh?
Nagisa: Hehehe, actually, Gou-chan had predicted this would happen, so she gave me a letter to read if we couldn’t decide!
Momo: A letter from Gou-san?! What is it what is it?!
Rei: Um… I think I know even without reading…
Makoto: Same…
Haruka: True.
Rei, Makoto, Haruka: A muscle contest…
Rin: Hey! Are you making fun of my little sister?!
Haruka: Then, what do you think it is? As her brother, you should know, right?
Rin: O-Of course I know! It’s that! … A… Muscle contest…
Ai: That’s what you think too after all, Rin-senpai…
Sousuke: Don’t cry, Rin.
Rin: I’m not crying!
Nagisa: Well, well, everyone, we’ll know once we look. I’ll read, okay! Let’s see… “My suggestion is a muscle contest!”
Everyone: After all…
Nagisa: Ah, but she’s got another one. “My suggestion is a muscle contest! …Or, that’s what you all thought I’d say, right? Fufu! Wrong! I do think that a muscle contest would be wonderful, but we did one previously, so this time we should find something new. Ah, but, your muscles must have grown since that time, so let’s do it again? I think that’s a good point. Hm, what should we do…”
Makoto: Think about something else than muscles, Gou-chan!
Nagisa: “But! I’d like to suggest another idea than a muscle contest! My idea is an Iwatobi versus Samezuka fashion show battle! Everyone has to fabricate their own outfit. The victory will depend on how your outfits turned out!”
Everyone: Fa-Fashion show?
Momo: Yahoo! Gou-san, how wonderful!
Ai: Eeh?!
Rei: Well, it does seem like something that could fire up an audience of men…
Nagisa: Aha, sounds fun!
Rin: What should we even wear?
Sousuke: And we have to make the outfits ourselves…
Makoto: What do you think, Haru?
Haruka: I don’t mind. Sewing is simple.
Makoto: I wonder…
Nagisa: “And-by-the-way…”
Rin: You mean there’s more of this?
Nagisa: “The key will be to choose an outfit that’ll suit your muscles, so please keep this in mind!★”
Rin: Wait… SO IT’S ABOUT MUSCLES AFTER ALL?!

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TL Note: Nagisa’s girly voice is the best thing ever, pass it on.